So here I am
surfing the Internet for current stories with teenagers for inspiration for my blog post like I always do
and these are the top topics:
1. Unconscious
2. Inches from death
3. Suicide and media
4. The antibiotic epidemic
5. Invisible
Personally I thought I would get a lot of stories about boys but sadly I was
disappointed. Therefore I dedicate these 8 best jokes from the internet to
everyone who is writing or feeling like writing something like this.
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Did anyone ever notice that "STUDYING" is a mixture
of STUDY and DYING?
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Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested? Student: A teacher!
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Have you heard about the new aftershave that drives women
crazy? No! Tell me about it. It smells of $50 dollar bills.
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How can you tell if a man is lying? You can see his lips
moving.
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Kanye West compared himself to Michelangelo, Picasso, Walt
Disney and Steve Jobs. Apparently none of them could sing, either.
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Two children, Johnny and Alex were sitting outside a clinic.
Alex was crying very loudly. Johnny: Why are you crying? Alex: I came here for
a blood test. Johnny: So? Are you afraid? Alex: No. For the blood test, they
cut my finger. After hearing this Johnny started weeping making Alex feel
surprised as well as curious and Alex asked: Why are you crying now? Johnny: I
came for a urine test!
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Death: It's your time. Give me your hand Blonde: No! I know
that if I don’t touch you then I'll never die! Death: Holy shit! You figured
out the key to living forever! You're sooo smart! High five! Blonde: *high fives*
Death: Typical blonde.
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I'm going to change my Facebook name to Benefits. Now, when
someone adds me on Facebook, it will say: you are now friends with Benefits.
Well I hope that your
sense of humour is as easy as mine at 05:32 am in the morning.
PS. Before you slit your wrist read
this
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