Wednesday, 26 June 2013

BEFORE YOU SLIT YOUR WRIST PLEASE READ THIS!!

So here I am surfing the Internet for current stories with teenagers for inspiration for my blog post like I always do and these are the top topics:
1.     Unconscious
2.     Inches from death
3.     Suicide and media
4.     The antibiotic epidemic
5.     Invisible

Personally I thought I would get a lot of stories about boys but sadly I was disappointed. Therefore I dedicate these 8 best jokes from the internet to everyone who is writing or feeling like writing something like this.

·        Did anyone ever notice that "STUDYING" is a mixture of STUDY and DYING?
·        Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? Student: A teacher!
·        Have you heard about the new aftershave that drives women crazy? No! Tell me about it. It smells of $50 dollar bills.
·        How can you tell if a man is lying? You can see his lips moving.
·        Kanye West compared himself to Michelangelo, Picasso, Walt Disney and Steve Jobs. Apparently none of them could sing, either.
·        Two children, Johnny and Alex were sitting outside a clinic. Alex was crying very loudly. Johnny: Why are you crying? Alex: I came here for a blood test. Johnny: So? Are you afraid? Alex: No. For the blood test, they cut my finger. After hearing this Johnny started weeping making Alex feel surprised as well as curious and Alex asked: Why are you crying now? Johnny: I came for a urine test!
·        Death: It's your time. Give me your hand Blonde: No! I know that if I don’t touch you then I'll never die! Death: Holy shit! You figured out the key to living forever! You're sooo smart! High five! Blonde: *high fives* Death: Typical blonde.
·        I'm going to change my Facebook name to Benefits. Now, when someone adds me on Facebook, it will say: you are now friends with Benefits.                                                                                          
Well I hope that your sense of humour is as easy as mine at 05:32 am in the morning.

PS. Before you slit your wrist read this

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