113's LOVE GUIDE

I have to say being in a commune is probably the best thing that is happening to me right now or maybe it is just my commune. You get that same feeling that you get when you are watching food network and the next day when someone is talking about gnocchi you act as if you have eaten in before when you actually haven’t. So the current topic right now (which most of you would think is sooo typical) is LOVE (CRAZY, RETARDED, OUT OF ITS MIND, BONKERS LOVE!!!!). What I have gathered in the conversations I have had with my housemates is crazy stuff. That is why I am calling this 113’s Love Guide  

1)    Love is like Ke$ha it is hot and beautiful but it’s stupid crazy.

2)    Love would make you think you are Black when you are really and truly Caucasian.

3)    Love would make you sleep in a cesspool while you are renting a room at the Ritz or Windsor Hotel.

4)    Love would make you marry Stevo a (dumbass from jackass) or actually think The Diary of a Zulu Girl is real or actually written by a Zulu girl.

5)    Love would make you sit at home and sing about how it is 4am and your lover is probably somewhere with a dancer instead of TRACKING THE KAFFER DOWN (relax dude I’m black. A person who would over react because of this has probably not watched Trevor Noah’s That’s Racist)

6)    Love would make an 86 year old think they have a shot with a 40 year old.

7)    Love would make you get a permanent tattoo of your partner’s name (ask Angelina Jolie how that turned out)

8)    Love would make a girl get a Brazilian wax because her boyfriend asked. Really dude?

9)    Love would make you hang out with your girlfriends ex.

10)  Love would make a husband a wife get surgery to make them look alike. Take note this really happened.

11) But most of all love would make you still fall in love even after you  have read this guide. (PSSSHH DUMBASS!!!)