For All You Filthy Minds That Were Starting To Chuckle
These Will Not Be Excuses for You to Spoon. To make things clear the topic for
this would be: Ten
weird ways to get warm without spooning.
1.Instead of wearing meat like lady
gaga cook it.
2. Stock pile a lot of junk food
especially coke and make obesity a goal. Ask yourself this question “do you
think the half ton killer gets cold?”
3. Make a collection of cesspool rats
and sew yourself a fur coat.
4. This is a very effective option.
Instead of sleeping on a bed invest on a sleeping bag and fart yourself to
sleep.
5. Get a load of Lil Wayne lyrics this
will not keep you warm but you will be laughing at them so hard you will forget
it’s cold. If you are South African watch ekasi: our stories.
6. Never shave!! I repeat never shave!!!
7. Invest in a good playlist that will
make you dance all over the place.
8. Find a science wiz and bribe them to
rub your body. The excitement of friction will make them continue or just tell
them that if they don’t do it you will find a way to put them in drama.
9. Stop microwaving your stinky, sweat
filled hot socks (it’s disgusting) and buy a sleepaconda.
10. Finally
and it won’t be body heat. The tenth way of keeping warm this winter is that
while you are in that sleeping bag farting yourself to warmth ensure that you
are naked.
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