OUT WITH THE OLD IN WITH THE NEW (BUT I GUESS NEW IS OLD NOW)

This has got to be one of my most embarrassing moments worse than that time I fell knees first in front of a robot (Gosh don’t get on my case we know it’s a traffic light it just sounds better and cooler that way like if you say it slow like rooowbooooot! Emphasise the t people!!) Well while I was feeling like I had just been stabbed in the abdominal by Joe (from the following). I have to say I would re-live that moment than reminding myself that I wrote this speech but for you guys anything. So this is my speech to impress but I don’t know who. Here it goes: “It started with Elvis Presley, and then it went to the late Michael Jackson but question still remains who will be Hollywood’s next it-factor. I would say Hollywood is like going war you kill or be killed or something more subtle it is like an open grocery store taunting your hunger, you steal or starve to death after 3 weeks of feeling like someone is digging a whole inside your stomach and throwing rocks into it. It started with Chris Brown the boy with a huge smile some even promised to dance with him forever but after he turned out to be a woman basher some didn’t want to crawl back to love with him (even after the woman he bashed did) because they were suddenly diagnosed with Bieber fever the new H1N1 in town, the symptoms would be females mostly in the age of (13-16) turning red hot on their checks and males visiting the barber more often ( why they are intimidated by a 17 year old at that time whipping his hair back and forth I do not know). With him finding someone to love who is Disney’s finest Selena Gomez (whom I personally think wasn’t made by him since I’m such a Wizards of Waverly Place fan. Yes us teenagers particularly 19 year olds don’t only watch Phineas and Ferb. So while others are chucking up the deuces the teen sensation (Justin) is making movies or whatever that never says never crap is. Is Justin Bieber the next Hollywood it-factor because it suddenly seems like when he smiles people smile or maybe Sue’s hypothesis on if smiling is contagious is really true. There it goes served on a silver platter. Enjoy!!

P.S. It is sad that this was presented in an English Home Language Class. (got to love my school)