10 USELESS THINGS PEOPLE CONSIDER AS HOBBIES

I myself do not know what the world has turned into. So while I was surfing the Internet (because it’s easier less waves and the only danger is bad network not being mistaken for a seal by a shark) something popped up and inspired this publish. 10 Useless Things People Consider As Hobbies:

1.     Calligraphy. If you are Greek please don’t be offended but what is the point of learning to write differently.

2.   Collecting dolls and doll houses. Unless it is a Darth Vader action figure throw the stupid doll away and stop hoarding.

3.  Ghost hunting. Well this hobby has led to a ridiculous TV show which actually has seasons I’m sure people know it Ghost Lab where you actually don’t see the ghost but rather grown men screaming saying that they were touched by ghosts that it talked.

4. Metal detecting. Last time I checked that only happened at airports and schools so I don’t know whether these people are retired security guards or old prefects.

5. Puppetry. This was fun before kids started playing with ipads. Seriously the world is evolving please do so as well.

6.  Train riding or collecting. The idea of an old person playing with toys is just plain weird. You can call them model trains but the fact still remains that they were created for child entertainment.

7.    Remote controlling. This one was mainly put here for its name, for a moment I actually thought that it is when people collect a bunch of remotes but actually it is anything that contains radio remote control which actually isn’t that exciting unless you are controlling a real car like those guys on Top Gear UK to be specific.

8.   Yo-yoing. Please note that even I who was born during the peak of yoyos do not play with yoyos anymore.

9.  Mushroom hunting. Portabella, brown, porcini all these are mushrooms fantastic mushrooms. Wild mushrooms are vile and toxic tasting. So I’m sorry to burst your bubble but please quit now.

10. Parkouring. The fact that this has turned into a career I do not know how. But everything is a career in America even pumpkin carving YES pumpkin carving.  

Please don’t think that because this list is small there is less.