MY RETURN!!!!

I'M BACK, I'M BACK, I;M BACK. I hope you haven't missed me much. I have to say I have missed you. I haven't had to experience not having internet access for this long, for the whole week I have been watching movies that I have probably watched more than 10 times in order to forgot my withdrawal. I hope by Monday I will be able to post about my varsity life which is still boring because I haven't got wasted and forget my name, where I am and where my underwear went.Well the weekday is almost over so technically I can't tell you about my first day in varsity which I had hoped to do.
MONDAY
I would say that it wasn't that bad because I was lucky enough not to over sleep or get lost and look like a first year, if you are saying well you are a first year you are so wrong, this is how varsity works no one and I mean no one wants to be asked for help by first years ever the admin staff.
TUESDAY
On Tuesday I finally talked to my housemates, I wasn't blessed enough to get into res, well I'm not sure whether I ticked the box to apply for res but that doesn't matter because now I live in a commune. Some might say ow that's such a great way to meet new people sorry to burst your bubble and all but it's not. Firstly I had to go UPSTAIRS!!!! The dreaded place for a new comer because I live downstairs in a BASEMENT!!! If there is some one who is reading this and knows a real estate agent from Pietermaritzburg please take sympathy on me. Going back to upstairs when I went there I felt like someone had just pooped on my face because of the looks I got. Unfortunately we do not have a mirror so I couldn't check. So on Tuesday this is what I found out about my fellow DOWNSTAIRERS. Firstly there is Mike he is very friendly unfortunately because I have minor social problems I'm finding it hard to adjust to. Then there is Simba AKA Mr 113 he is the hotness monster of the house, then Senzo I have never seen him go out unless he is in the pool or microwaving his food (aunt says she has never seen someone so lazy in her life). Don't get this wrong but I can't remember the names of the girls.

The other days felt as if there were just there including Friday all I know is that my father is still going to give a tongue lashing because I have spent 200 bucks in just five days. I have to say goodbye because I don't know when I will see you again because my father might decide to kill me.

SO LONG MY FRIENDS!!!