8 REASONS WHY I COULD NEVER HAVE A YOUTUBE CHANNEL

So I know I haven't been posting as frequently as I should, this is the case, so I just started watching these YouTube videos and they are getting alot of views and people are actually subscribing. So todays publish will be based on reasons why I'm not able to make a YouTube channel and whether or not there is still a future for blogs. I have to say we live in a time where people are just too lazy to read (there are flipping reading apps). For people like me reading has become more or less a habit like how you start to automatically like  veges because your parents used to make you down a plateful of them just for three scoops of ice cream). I'm writing this blog now while having a 70 page policy that I have to read of which I'm dreading (group assignment you know how those go). So back to business 8 reasons why I would not even consider opening a YouTube channel. Reason number one to my disadvantage at the time of me being conceived my parents had a bit of a fight with our engineer due to their lack of attendance and worship so I wasn't given an auspicious amount of time to my making which landed me into not even looking like the girl next door. Reason number two I'm sure it is quite evident with my blog that I occasionally have writers block which I refer to as lack of creativity time. Third reason is I'm so not a bundle of experience, if someone asked me how to chink a beer upside down I would have no idea neither would I know how to blow a ship of smoke inside a hole. If you didn't relate to this your life is probably boring because you haven't watched the lord of the rings. Reason number four (sad face) I have the most inconsistent internet access. I know its a shame I should be sharing links day in and out. Fifth reason they actually have people who think they are funny which are their sponsors where as I rely on my mum's opinion (you know how that goes). Six reason watching them is like watching the old superman, smallville and man of steel they tell the exact same story. Reason number seven so someone took an hour to text you back (gosh cry me a river) some of us are on to the next one by the first ten minutes. Reason number eight if you were following this whole time I actually have studying to do, how and when they study baffles me. Therefore I conclude by saying those guys aren't mega geniuses like most of us,who actually study so yurp there is a future for bloggers that's if we keep studying.