How we do!!!

HAPPY 2014 from South Africa!!!!! Started the year in a vintage double breast maybe that determines the look for the year. My advise do everything when everyone is tired of it. I have to go before I get murdered for not playing a song. Happpppppppyyyyyy!!!!!

RAPPERS EXPOSED!!!

I’m sure all you fudge cakes missed me even though you sometimes forget that I exist and not view my blog todays inconsistent publish is on Macklemore and Ryan Lewis’s “The Heist” which I have just got a chance to listen to, just to spell it out for any potential ignorant kid out there no the album didn’t reach South Africa shores in 2013(I might be because I can be cheap skate in that I wait for someone I know to but he album then I borrow it)  I have to say I’m impressed with the album itself I downloaded it on itunes. Macklemore put himself out there and said I’m not going to be you typical Lil Wayne and that might cause him a whole lot of trouble because I will be hard for him to be seen wearing a designer or trying to pull a Shabba.

He started all this smart yet lethal idea with thrift shop, which my favourite line is “I hit the party and they stop in that mother***, they be like on that’s hella tight, I’m like Yo that’s fifty dollars for a t-shirt, fifty dollars for a t-shirt that’s some ignorant shit, I call that getting tricked by a business”. He continues with wing$, while Miley and Mike will made it sing about being in a with some shades, tank top, mini skirt with some jays on, Macklemore says “It started out, with what I wear to school, that first, like these are what make you cool and this pair, this would be my parachute, so much more than just a pair of shoes, nah this is what I am, what I wore, this is the source of my youth, this dream that they sold to you, for a hundred dollars and some change, consumption is in the veins and now I see IT’S JUST ANOTHER PAIR OF SHOES”.

I have to say he has managed to single make a lot of rappers sound like the dim wits that we always knew they wear.

To Macklemore I hope you are able to sustain these standards, it’s probably going to be had because your wardrobe is now under scrutiny but as a handsome irishish rapper once said make the money don’t let the money make you.

  

My fabulous holiday plans

So I haven't been plublishing for close to four months now and I have to I missed you guys a lot like lot lot but I was too afraid because my life has been rather sucky. My holidays have started and trust me I have a few things planned which might cost my parents tons of money but only if the agree. So my holidays start with me going to the Moses Mabhida stadium can you believe it I have lived in durban all my life and I have never done a tour. Next stop will be the golden mile followed by the guba gorge horse trail, the Durban north Japanese gardens which I hear is absolutely amazing, the calypso dive and adventure centre where I will be in a tube while being surrounded by sharks. I will then go to paint ball adventure which I have to say has been a fascination for ever since the ten most things I hate about you. Then swat laser tag games. I will then eat myself to diabetes at waffle express. Make a fool of myself at stardust karaoke for everyone. Get my figure ready for a boat cruise at Wilson's wharf. Coco's at Florida. Moyo at the Pier. The Sandbar restaurant, Zanzibar restaurant and finally Billy the bums which I recommend and I have never even been there but I have to say the reviews are absolutely awesome. For dad's bank card and mum's car at the ready. I have to say I cannot wait!!!

AINT NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT (I apologise for my english)

So a few weeks ago I sent my 10 weird ways to keep warm without spooning to college humor and this is what they said:

“Dear Lucashley

Thank you for submitting you article entitled 10 weird ways to keep warm without spooning to college humor. Our editors decided that it is not quite right for us, but we encourage that you keep sending your ideas.

Thank you

College Humor”

When I finished reading this I was baffled because how can a post be viewed 37 times if it is not quite right. Which is why on this day at the UKZN computer labs, I’m proposing a toast to 10 weird ways to keep warm without spooning and many more views to come.

P.S THEY DON’T DESERVE ME ANYWAY BUT I WILL STILL VIEW THEIR WEBSITE.

 

YOU MIND MATTERS!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=litXW91UauE
There isn't a lot I can say because this video just stands out on its own but I have to say I finally have hope for mankind.

10 USELESS THINGS PEOPLE CONSIDER AS HOBBIES

I myself do not know what the world has turned into. So while I was surfing the Internet (because it’s easier less waves and the only danger is bad network not being mistaken for a seal by a shark) something popped up and inspired this publish. 10 Useless Things People Consider As Hobbies:

1.     Calligraphy. If you are Greek please don’t be offended but what is the point of learning to write differently.

2.   Collecting dolls and doll houses. Unless it is a Darth Vader action figure throw the stupid doll away and stop hoarding.

3.  Ghost hunting. Well this hobby has led to a ridiculous TV show which actually has seasons I’m sure people know it Ghost Lab where you actually don’t see the ghost but rather grown men screaming saying that they were touched by ghosts that it talked.

4. Metal detecting. Last time I checked that only happened at airports and schools so I don’t know whether these people are retired security guards or old prefects.

5. Puppetry. This was fun before kids started playing with ipads. Seriously the world is evolving please do so as well.

6.  Train riding or collecting. The idea of an old person playing with toys is just plain weird. You can call them model trains but the fact still remains that they were created for child entertainment.

7.    Remote controlling. This one was mainly put here for its name, for a moment I actually thought that it is when people collect a bunch of remotes but actually it is anything that contains radio remote control which actually isn’t that exciting unless you are controlling a real car like those guys on Top Gear UK to be specific.

8.   Yo-yoing. Please note that even I who was born during the peak of yoyos do not play with yoyos anymore.

9.  Mushroom hunting. Portabella, brown, porcini all these are mushrooms fantastic mushrooms. Wild mushrooms are vile and toxic tasting. So I’m sorry to burst your bubble but please quit now.

10. Parkouring. The fact that this has turned into a career I do not know how. But everything is a career in America even pumpkin carving YES pumpkin carving.  

Please don’t think that because this list is small there is less.  

20 THINGS YOU SHOULD HAVE EXPERIENCED AT 18!!

So today I viewed GREG RUTTER’S DEFINITIVE LIST OF THE 99 THINGS THAT YOU SHOULD HAVE ALREADY EXPERIENCED ON THE INTERNET UNLESS YOU ARE A LOSER OR OLD OR SOMETHING. 

This article has inspired me to write:

20 THINGS THAT YOU SHOULD HAVE EXPERIENCED AT 18!

1.     I have to say if you have never experienced this and you are with your parents please apply to go to a foster home. The first thing that you should have experienced is peanut butter and jam (this is best with preserved mixed berries jam) to accommodate Americans it’s peanut butter and jelly.

2.     If you haven’t experienced Barney not the pervert from How I met your mother (he is legendary) I mean the purple big boned bear that likes giving group hugs You Suck! 

3.     Having bad lunch for school like Marmite or fish paste.

4.     A beating from either your parents if you haven’t they need one.

5.     Having to eat vegetables for ice cream which is really a valuable lesson because you can’t run a marathon without putting a few band aids on your nipples (in text reference Horrible Bosses, 2011)

6.     BFF drama over whose lunch they eat the most.

7.     Playing house this is vital for every child’s growth.

8.     Being dumped!!!

9.     Being clueless about something everyone knows for me it was skipping rope.

10.  Awkward menstrual cycle lesson whether biology or life orientation.

11. Going to the mall without parental supervision if this hasn’t happened for you please find a way to contact world’s worst mom she will help.

12.Smoking teabags or newspapers after a family braai and chocking on it.

13.Playing Marco polo.

14. Fighting for the cartoon channel rather than the music one and after wards fighting for the music channel rather than the cartoon one. If this hasn’t occurred you seriously need to grow up dude.

15.Booty hopping without your mum’s permission. Please take note that in my childhood this was seen a completely heinous act.

16.Having a crush that could care less about you but you just can’t get over them.

17. Realising that kissing guys isn’t really gross or that you don’t need to beat a guy to the pulp in order to show your love.

18.Eating dirt and baking mud pies.

19.Having mixed feeling about everything such as school, your parents, being a girl or boy yep this does happen.

20.Finally has to be reading your older sisters diary. If you haven’t I urge you to do it, it is like unlocking the Pandora’s box.