20 THINGS YOU SHOULD HAVE EXPERIENCED AT 18!!

So today I viewed GREG RUTTER’S DEFINITIVE LIST OF THE 99 THINGS THAT YOU SHOULD HAVE ALREADY EXPERIENCED ON THE INTERNET UNLESS YOU ARE A LOSER OR OLD OR SOMETHING. 

This article has inspired me to write:

20 THINGS THAT YOU SHOULD HAVE EXPERIENCED AT 18!

1.     I have to say if you have never experienced this and you are with your parents please apply to go to a foster home. The first thing that you should have experienced is peanut butter and jam (this is best with preserved mixed berries jam) to accommodate Americans it’s peanut butter and jelly.

2.     If you haven’t experienced Barney not the pervert from How I met your mother (he is legendary) I mean the purple big boned bear that likes giving group hugs You Suck! 

3.     Having bad lunch for school like Marmite or fish paste.

4.     A beating from either your parents if you haven’t they need one.

5.     Having to eat vegetables for ice cream which is really a valuable lesson because you can’t run a marathon without putting a few band aids on your nipples (in text reference Horrible Bosses, 2011)

6.     BFF drama over whose lunch they eat the most.

7.     Playing house this is vital for every child’s growth.

8.     Being dumped!!!

9.     Being clueless about something everyone knows for me it was skipping rope.

10.  Awkward menstrual cycle lesson whether biology or life orientation.

11. Going to the mall without parental supervision if this hasn’t happened for you please find a way to contact world’s worst mom she will help.

12.Smoking teabags or newspapers after a family braai and chocking on it.

13.Playing Marco polo.

14. Fighting for the cartoon channel rather than the music one and after wards fighting for the music channel rather than the cartoon one. If this hasn’t occurred you seriously need to grow up dude.

15.Booty hopping without your mum’s permission. Please take note that in my childhood this was seen a completely heinous act.

16.Having a crush that could care less about you but you just can’t get over them.

17. Realising that kissing guys isn’t really gross or that you don’t need to beat a guy to the pulp in order to show your love.

18.Eating dirt and baking mud pies.

19.Having mixed feeling about everything such as school, your parents, being a girl or boy yep this does happen.

20.Finally has to be reading your older sisters diary. If you haven’t I urge you to do it, it is like unlocking the Pandora’s box.