MATCH REVIEW NUMBER 1

So me thinks my somewhat motivation for our national team actually came in handy because I have to say my home side did well. We won against Mozambique 3-1 and some would say the level of difficulty was not the highest however morale is high. 2 more games to go and my tushy would be as tight as Joey Gloor. 

HER NAME IS SOUTH AFRICA AND SHE IS VERY DEAR TO MY HEART

They tried to separate her blue, red, white, green, yellow and black all individual colours but through amazing selflessness she thrived and became one nation. One caring, loving, filled with rhythm, braaing nation. She has conquered a lot and still yet to change the world.

They can say whatever they want about her but she will always know that she is a working progress which has been a pillar to a few of its neighbours (yes you know yourselves) that have had more years than her in action. Her name is South Africa and she is very dear to my heart. She is not perfect I’ll tell you that, she comes with a lot of baggage and scars but she is filled with all the gold, platinum and diamond. You will abandon her from time to time for her crime rates and minor racial segregation but the beauty about her and her people is that they know that they have a long way to go and they are moving towards that.

Her name is South Africa and she is very dear to my heart.

Well most of you might wonder why out of the blue this maniac who promised to talk about varsity is suddenly a diplomat. While churning my ice cream I realised that it is exactly 10 hours until our national football team plays Mozambique and I just want them to remember this about their country and know that we are behind them even though they embarrassed us with their penalty shoot outs against Mali during the African Cup of Nations. Know that all is forgiven until you mess up again (not saying that you will).

Go BAFANA BAFANA!!!! 

"THE CAMPAIGN"

YES IT IS THE CORRECT PICTURE

 

Well some of you might read my blog and think I’m the sort of person who tries to be funny all the time  (well I can’t lie and say I don’t) .When I first started I wanted as much viewers as much as I wanted to share about my life but what I have recently seen is that this blog is rather one dimensional. As a student I too have views and to your amazement the person who somewhat ridicules certain hobbies is planning on running for the Student Representative Council, this might be a long story but what is a blog if it’s not about writing stories people will read. I got the University of KwaZulu-Natal (UKZN)  some may know it some might not.  The thing is I’m a quite a loyal person however in that loyalty I try to instil some rationality which means I would like to have reasons for that loyalty (sometimes it doesn’t work perfectly especially when it comes to family) this that I can’t as loyal to my varsity or campus so to say because we quite a segregated varsity because there is not much to brag about (YES I SAID IT) therefore this lovely lady me for you who are too slow has decide to run for SRC to implement some of the things I see missing and that we students look forward to other than getting our cum laudes. So right now at 03:11 in the morning (my blog timing might be wrong  I have to sort that out) I’m researching  on how some of the successful universities (not saying mine isn’t) are achieving these result.

Some of you might be confused to what this publish is about. It is about putting a current focus to my blog which is my campaign (Yes it’s starting now) #overachievertendencies. I’m hoping this will attract more attention to our SRC elections.

How we do!!!

HAPPY 2014 from South Africa!!!!! Started the year in a vintage double breast maybe that determines the look for the year. My advise do everything when everyone is tired of it. I have to go before I get murdered for not playing a song. Happpppppppyyyyyy!!!!!

RAPPERS EXPOSED!!!

I’m sure all you fudge cakes missed me even though you sometimes forget that I exist and not view my blog todays inconsistent publish is on Macklemore and Ryan Lewis’s “The Heist” which I have just got a chance to listen to, just to spell it out for any potential ignorant kid out there no the album didn’t reach South Africa shores in 2013(I might be because I can be cheap skate in that I wait for someone I know to but he album then I borrow it)  I have to say I’m impressed with the album itself I downloaded it on itunes. Macklemore put himself out there and said I’m not going to be you typical Lil Wayne and that might cause him a whole lot of trouble because I will be hard for him to be seen wearing a designer or trying to pull a Shabba.

He started all this smart yet lethal idea with thrift shop, which my favourite line is “I hit the party and they stop in that mother***, they be like on that’s hella tight, I’m like Yo that’s fifty dollars for a t-shirt, fifty dollars for a t-shirt that’s some ignorant shit, I call that getting tricked by a business”. He continues with wing$, while Miley and Mike will made it sing about being in a with some shades, tank top, mini skirt with some jays on, Macklemore says “It started out, with what I wear to school, that first, like these are what make you cool and this pair, this would be my parachute, so much more than just a pair of shoes, nah this is what I am, what I wore, this is the source of my youth, this dream that they sold to you, for a hundred dollars and some change, consumption is in the veins and now I see IT’S JUST ANOTHER PAIR OF SHOES”.

I have to say he has managed to single make a lot of rappers sound like the dim wits that we always knew they wear.

To Macklemore I hope you are able to sustain these standards, it’s probably going to be had because your wardrobe is now under scrutiny but as a handsome irishish rapper once said make the money don’t let the money make you.

  

My fabulous holiday plans

So I haven't been plublishing for close to four months now and I have to I missed you guys a lot like lot lot but I was too afraid because my life has been rather sucky. My holidays have started and trust me I have a few things planned which might cost my parents tons of money but only if the agree. So my holidays start with me going to the Moses Mabhida stadium can you believe it I have lived in durban all my life and I have never done a tour. Next stop will be the golden mile followed by the guba gorge horse trail, the Durban north Japanese gardens which I hear is absolutely amazing, the calypso dive and adventure centre where I will be in a tube while being surrounded by sharks. I will then go to paint ball adventure which I have to say has been a fascination for ever since the ten most things I hate about you. Then swat laser tag games. I will then eat myself to diabetes at waffle express. Make a fool of myself at stardust karaoke for everyone. Get my figure ready for a boat cruise at Wilson's wharf. Coco's at Florida. Moyo at the Pier. The Sandbar restaurant, Zanzibar restaurant and finally Billy the bums which I recommend and I have never even been there but I have to say the reviews are absolutely awesome. For dad's bank card and mum's car at the ready. I have to say I cannot wait!!!

AINT NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT (I apologise for my english)

So a few weeks ago I sent my 10 weird ways to keep warm without spooning to college humor and this is what they said:

“Dear Lucashley

Thank you for submitting you article entitled 10 weird ways to keep warm without spooning to college humor. Our editors decided that it is not quite right for us, but we encourage that you keep sending your ideas.

Thank you

College Humor”

When I finished reading this I was baffled because how can a post be viewed 37 times if it is not quite right. Which is why on this day at the UKZN computer labs, I’m proposing a toast to 10 weird ways to keep warm without spooning and many more views to come.

P.S THEY DON’T DESERVE ME ANYWAY BUT I WILL STILL VIEW THEIR WEBSITE.